Welcome to
the Anti-Smartphone Revolution
Are you tired of constantly feeling the need to be connected? Are you tired of fearing you'll miss the latest articles? Are you tired of being unsure wether it is good to respond to a message quickly or if that might seem desperate? Are you tired of your smartphone??
You are not alone. We, the Anti-Smartphone Revolutionaries, all share these feelings. And it must stop. We believe in a smartphone-free world, one that has –though we understand it's hard to imagine now – already existed before, one that can rise again.
If you have experienced the rising power of these little but complex powder boxes, feeling it slowly dominating your everyday life – even when you're alone! – then you're already one of us. We can end the terror of the smartphone together, especially because we can't do it alone.
How to free yourself from
your tiny electronic oppressor:
1. Hold your oppressor in your preferred hand.
2. Move your hand backwards at approximately the height of your head.
3. With all the power that you got in you, hurl your oppressor towards the nearest stone wall so that it smashes into pieces.